….And the spider… Hello dear readers! Firstly thanks for being so patient guys, my posting has been less reliable than a prostitute’s periods these last two months. I’m shacked up in sunny Spain for two weeks so hopefully I’ll wake up between the sangria blackouts and write. Sorry again but hold onto the thought of poor… Read More Mr Massive Dick…
…And the gargantuan dick… Hello dear readers! I was so close to a perfect month of posting! Well just like sex, it’s how you finish not how you start that counts. I’ve had a writing sabbatical of sorts and ignored this blog for the last month, I just needed a little break from the self-analysis. Luckily… Read More The Week I Said Yes…
…Get out your personality pickaxes, we’re going introspectin’… Hello dear readers! This week we’ll be traversing the waves of shitty dating behaviours. With Axe body spray billowing in the sails of my polo-necked t-shirt, it’s time to ask myself, am I a bad guy? First things first, what actually is a fuckboy? Younger readers will hopefully understand,… Read More Am I a Fuckboy?
…I was amazingly restless… Hello dear readers! Right, let’s get the apologies out the way first. Sorry I left you for so long, I’ve been very busy, my dog broke down, a third made-up excuse. Good that’s all done, on to business or should I say the lack of business this week. As you may glean from the… Read More Ten Things I Learnt From Not Masturbating for Ten Days…
…And the night of a thousand limbs… Bonjour mes amis! Yes I’ve gone continental, after my sojourn in Butlins (hell on earth) a strong Bordeaux red was in order. I’ve swapped gin for pastis, a drink exclusively enjoyed by the semi-fossilised, and my diet for baguettes. The holiday may have been planned but words can’t express… Read More The Physics of Threesomes…
…And the errant kiss… Hello Dear Readers! Who among you has felt the cruel sting of jealousy? Perhaps you’ve tried to insidiously inspire some of your own? After waking up nude and confused last time, I’m giving the body a break this week and focusing on my shattered disco-ball of a mind instead. Settle in, pour… Read More Jealousy, Dissected…
…I’m not amazingly sure… Hello dear readers! Have a guess, just have a guess what this week’s post is about. I did have a fun little ditty about jealousy planned but I suppose that will have to wait. The strange thing is I have the audacity to call this a ‘dating advice’ blog when ninety… Read More Did We Have Sex?
