…And the night of a thousand limbs… Bonjour mes amis! Yes I’ve gone continental, after my sojourn in Butlins (hell on earth) a strong Bordeaux red was in order. I’ve swapped gin for pastis, a drink exclusively enjoyed by the semi-fossilised, and my diet for baguettes. The holiday may have been planned but words can’t express… Read More The Physics of Threesomes…
…And the errant kiss… Hello Dear Readers! Who among you has felt the cruel sting of jealousy? Perhaps you’ve tried to insidiously inspire some of your own? After waking up nude and confused last time, I’m giving the body a break this week and focusing on my shattered disco-ball of a mind instead. Settle in, pour… Read More Jealousy, Dissected…
…I’m not amazingly sure… Hello dear readers! Have a guess, just have a guess what this week’s post is about. I did have a fun little ditty about jealousy planned but I suppose that will have to wait. The strange thing is I have the audacity to call this a ‘dating advice’ blog when ninety… Read More Did We Have Sex?
…Emotionally you perverts… Hello dear readers! I’m finally getting more regular with my posts, I’m the girl who’ll message you just enough to steal some compliments but isn’t quite ready to commit to that movie date. Aside from embodying Jenny from Forrest Gump (your nocturnal rape babies are all in the mail guys), I’ve actually… Read More Just The Tip…
…Let’s get existential… Hello dear readers! Sorry for the month of silence, even my ex-boyfriends get the occasional drunk text. If you’re tired of being ignored then feel free to follow my Instagram (soomanymistakes) to get ignored on an entirely different medium! So who do you think you are? More importantly, who is the real… Read More Who Are You Really Dating?..
…And my fading sanity… Hello dear readers, I’ve had a lovely week off and come bearing new shame for you all! Originally I had some fresh updates regarding my Brad situation but like true gender equality, this will have to wait. We see each other exclusively on Friday nights which I spent uncharacteristically looking after small… Read More Mr Kitten Sheets…
…And the countless cocktails… Hello dear readers! Sweet baby Jesus I’m early this week! Don’t get used to this my lovelies, it’s because I’ve been stricken with disease. My holiday got off to a bad start when mid-week my tonsils turned into mini Brutuses (sorry grammar) and prison shanked my health. After three days of spite… Read More The Virgin…
