…A tale of two jobs… Hello dear readers! I’ll be getting oxymoronic this week by writing about oral sex, talk is cheap but not when it’s muffled by thighs. Today’s lesson will focus on the etiquette of ‘dining out’ or this case, one guy’s lack thereof. Brace yourselves for a story of deception, consternation and one thoroughly… Read More To Spit or Not to Spit?
…And a Bazillion reasons to enjoy them (a pun you will only understand after reading this)… Hello dear readers! I may not be on time but I’m not as tardy as usual, I’m consistently inconsistent. My absence has mostly been work-related, saying that we’re experiencing a staff drought would be like describing Kim Jong Un as… Read More Ten Tips to Survive a One-Night Stand…
…And the errant kiss… Hello Dear Readers! Who among you has felt the cruel sting of jealousy? Perhaps you’ve tried to insidiously inspire some of your own? After waking up nude and confused last time, I’m giving the body a break this week and focusing on my shattered disco-ball of a mind instead. Settle in, pour… Read More Jealousy, Dissected…
…Emotionally you perverts… Hello dear readers! I’m finally getting more regular with my posts, I’m the girl who’ll message you just enough to steal some compliments but isn’t quite ready to commit to that movie date. Aside from embodying Jenny from Forrest Gump (your nocturnal rape babies are all in the mail guys), I’ve actually… Read More Just The Tip…
…And the countless cocktails… Hello dear readers! Sweet baby Jesus I’m early this week! Don’t get used to this my lovelies, it’s because I’ve been stricken with disease. My holiday got off to a bad start when mid-week my tonsils turned into mini Brutuses (sorry grammar) and prison shanked my health. After three days of spite… Read More The Virgin…
…This began so happily… Hello dear readers! I’ve found it hard writing this post, I had my first second date in forever and I’m a little bit thrown by it still. My taste in men has always been questionable and Brad certainly adds to my eclectic mix of partners. When I first started dating I envisioned three months… Read More I’m Not the Problem, It’s You…
…One Sam was harmed during the research for this… Hello dear readers! I know I promised a mid-week footnotes to my last post, I’m sorry…ish. As much as I want to be sipping downing gin and analysing my love life all night, I have to go out and make a love life to tear apart first.… Read More The Cannibal Straight Out the Closet…
…And fun with puns… Hello dear readers, I’m taking a quick break from Infidelity Month this week. Drudging through my emotions of guilt and confusion hasn’t turned out to be the laugh riot I expected it to be… In the interest of keeping my mind and wrists in one piece, this week we will be… Read More An Infidelity Interlude…
…And a major rant… Hello dear readers! So last week we began Infidelity Month and as if in karmic retribution, I’ve fallen sick. No, its not some horribly ironic illness like herpes or the clap, just a touch of tonsillitis (although I suppose it does prevent me from going on dates?) At the risk of… Read More The Other Boyfriend…
So Many Mistakes 